Urban Living with The Old Trapper
Hello Friends,
Have any of y'all ventured into the city as of late? Business recently called for me to travel from my forest home into the beatin' heart of the metropolis known as Portland, Oregon ...
Happy Mother's Day
Dear Mom,
No card or gift or bouquet would be adequate recognition for all you've done for me over these many, many, many years. It must have been a trial mothering an Old Trapper, even when he was...
An Open Letter to The Beef Jerky Bandit
Dearest Sir,
Word of your recent incarceration reached me just yesterday and I do wish I'd been alerted to your plight much sooner. As a maker and purveyor of the world's finest beef jerky, I unde...
The Beef Jerky Anthology
Hello Friends,
As many of you know, I'll take pen to paper when the muse strikes and write a bit of verse. I'm no Byron or Keats but I do believe my passion for smoked meats shines through in my wo...
An Open Letter to the American Public Regarding Kale Jerky
Dearest Sir or Madam,
First, by way of introduction, allow me to present my bona fides. My name is T.O. Trapper, proprietor of Old Trapper Beef Jerky and Smoked Snacks Inc. headquartered in Forest ...
OLD TRAPPER SMOKED PRODUCTS TO SELL 30LB BEEF JERKY BAG
"Demand From High-Quantity Buyers Required an Unusual Solution."
Forest Grove, Oregon. April 1st, 2015 - In what would be a first for the beef jerky industry, Old Trapper Smoked Products Inc today ...
Old Trapper's Oregon Food Bank Donation
Hello Friends,
Perhaps you'll recall a dispatch from earlier this year when, as part of my Trapper's Favorite Things giveaway event, I promised to donate beef jerky to the Oregon Food Bank when my ...
#TrapperBeefs No. 6: Road Trip Rookies
Seasons Are Changing
Warmer weather is around the corner and so is road trip season. Riding for hours on end with a Road Trip Rookie can make a trip unbearable. So before you set out, make sure you...
Basketball is My Game
Hello Friends,
You might not tell by lookin', but I've been playin' basketball for a dog's age. It's a little known fact that it was I who nailed the fateful peach basket up in the rafters of that ...