A Christmas Story in Four Parts For part one, click here; for part two, click here; for part three, click here.  My heart rate grew rapid at the sight of the beef, And if it could not be mine, I mi...

A Christmas Story in Four Parts For part one, click here; for part two, click here.  He was dressed all in leather, from his tips to his toes, And from them the warm scent of cedar arose; A worn le...

A Christmas Story in Four Parts For part one, click here. The great bear gave a growl as The Trapper alit, Claws scraping the earth, as he snarled and spit. An ordinary man might have cowered in fr...

A Visit From The Old Trapper: Part 1 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the lodge, A hunger was stirring that I just couldn't dodge; My stash near the chimney had long been laid bar...

Old Trapper Beefs #25: Nasty Beards (Alternate Ending) Here’s the Old Trapper’s friendly reminder that just because you can grow a beard, doesn’t mean you should. Please plan accordingly.

Hello Friends, Today is Thanksgiving, a day where Americans gather together and, well, give thanks. I've always been a supporter of this particular holiday, as I've always been one to advocate for ...

Old Trapper Beefs: Loud Snacks If you're tagging along with the Old Trapper, you'd better be snacking right. Leave the crunch behind and pick delicious beef jerky instead.

Old Trapper Beefs: Extreme Drinks Avoid the crash and stay energized longer with lots of lean protein.

Hello Friends, As Movember marches on, and beards and mustaches grow out across this great country, I consider it my sacred duty as a professional beard wearer to impart a bit of what I know regard...